My ex-boyfriend lives in my house

And he is currently making opium in my 13 x 9 baking pan.

Am I nice?

Today I found out that a friend of mine (male) likes another friend of mine (female). They don't know each other that well. They had a class with me and they each talked to me but they didn't really talk to each other. But he thinks she's really nice.

Naturally, I made this about myself. Am I nice? I don't think I am. At least not excessively so. Not really. Is this going to be a problem? What good is my hard work knocking myself out being funny and charming if guys really want nice? Nice is so boring.

Today it's rainy in New York.

My cubicle mate got a dog, a Puggle. I had a feeling she would because this whole weekend I kept seeing Puggles everywhere I went. I distrust the whole dog breeding process and think it's strange that people would have two dogs fuck to see what they could optimally create.

Um, what are supposed to write about here? Is this like a New York vs. LA blog? Or something else?

Sister 2. Living in L.A. 21 years old. Prefers chocolate. How will we ever get along?

Sister 1. Lives in Brooklyn. 22 1/2 years old. Likes vanilla rather than chocolate.